diff --git a/go.mod b/go.mod
index 9748492d..35a910c9 100644
--- a/go.mod
+++ b/go.mod
@@ -7,7 +7,6 @@ require (
 	filippo.io/bigmod v0.1.0
 	github.com/anmitsu/go-shlex v0.0.0-20200514113438-38f4b401e2be
 	github.com/armon/go-radix v1.0.0
-	github.com/cyberdelia/go-metrics-graphite v0.0.0-20161219230853-39f87cc3b432
 	github.com/flynn/noise v1.1.0
 	github.com/gaissmai/bart v0.28.0
 	github.com/gogo/protobuf v1.3.2
diff --git a/go.sum b/go.sum
index 29d68429..27dcbc4a 100644
--- a/go.sum
+++ b/go.sum
@@ -19,8 +19,6 @@ github.com/beorn7/perks v1.0.1/go.mod h1:G2ZrVWU2WbWT9wwq4/hrbKbnv/1ERSJQ0ibhJ6r
 github.com/cespare/xxhash/v2 v2.1.1/go.mod h1:VGX0DQ3Q6kWi7AoAeZDth3/j3BFtOZR5XLFGgcrjCOs=
 github.com/cespare/xxhash/v2 v2.3.0 h1:UL815xU9SqsFlibzuggzjXhog7bL6oX9BbNZnL2UFvs=
 github.com/cespare/xxhash/v2 v2.3.0/go.mod h1:VGX0DQ3Q6kWi7AoAeZDth3/j3BFtOZR5XLFGgcrjCOs=
-github.com/cyberdelia/go-metrics-graphite v0.0.0-20161219230853-39f87cc3b432 h1:M5QgkYacWj0Xs8MhpIK/5uwU02icXpEoSo9sM2aRCps=
-github.com/cyberdelia/go-metrics-graphite v0.0.0-20161219230853-39f87cc3b432/go.mod h1:xwIwAxMvYnVrGJPe2FKx5prTrnAjGOD8zvDOnxnrrkM=
 github.com/davecgh/go-spew v1.1.0/go.mod h1:J7Y8YcW2NihsgmVo/mv3lAwl/skON4iLHjSsI+c5H38=
 github.com/davecgh/go-spew v1.1.1 h1:vj9j/u1bqnvCEfJOwUhtlOARqs3+rkHYY13jYWTU97c=
 github.com/davecgh/go-spew v1.1.1/go.mod h1:J7Y8YcW2NihsgmVo/mv3lAwl/skON4iLHjSsI+c5H38=
diff --git a/graphite.go b/graphite.go
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..264bb106
--- /dev/null
+++ b/graphite.go
@@ -0,0 +1,117 @@
+package nebula
+
+// This file is a trimmed, inlined copy of the graphite exporter from
+// github.com/cyberdelia/go-metrics-graphite, retaining only the Config type and
+// the Once entrypoint that Nebula uses. The upstream package has been
+// unmaintained for 10+ years, so it was vendored here to drop the dependency.
+// See https://github.com/slackhq/nebula/issues/1831.
+//
+// Copyright 2015 Timothée Peignier. All rights reserved.
+//
+// Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without
+// modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions are met:
+//
+//  1. Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright notice,
+//     this list of conditions and the following disclaimer.
+//
+//  2. Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above copyright notice,
+//     this list of conditions and the following disclaimer in the documentation
+//     and/or other materials provided with the distribution.
+//
+// THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS AND CONTRIBUTORS "AS IS"
+// AND ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE
+// IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE ARE
+// DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE COPYRIGHT HOLDER OR CONTRIBUTORS BE LIABLE
+// FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL
+// DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS OR
+// SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION) HOWEVER
+// CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT LIABILITY,
+// OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY OUT OF THE USE
+// OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE.
+
+import (
+	"bufio"
+	"fmt"
+	"net"
+	"strconv"
+	"strings"
+	"time"
+
+	"github.com/rcrowley/go-metrics"
+)
+
+// graphiteConfigExport provides a container with configuration parameters for
+// the Graphite exporter.
+type graphiteConfigExport struct {
+	Addr          *net.TCPAddr     // Network address to connect to
+	Registry      metrics.Registry // Registry to be exported
+	FlushInterval time.Duration    // Flush interval
+	DurationUnit  time.Duration    // Time conversion unit for durations
+	Prefix        string           // Prefix to be prepended to metric names
+	Percentiles   []float64        // Percentiles to export from timers and histograms
+}
+
+// graphiteOnce performs a single submission to Graphite, returning a non-nil
+// error on failed connections.
+func graphiteOnce(c graphiteConfigExport) error {
+	now := time.Now().Unix()
+	du := float64(c.DurationUnit)
+	flushSeconds := float64(c.FlushInterval) / float64(time.Second)
+	conn, err := net.DialTCP("tcp", nil, c.Addr)
+	if err != nil {
+		return err
+	}
+	defer conn.Close()
+	w := bufio.NewWriter(conn)
+	c.Registry.Each(func(name string, i any) {
+		switch metric := i.(type) {
+		case metrics.Counter:
+			count := metric.Count()
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.count %d %d\n", c.Prefix, name, count, now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.count_ps %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, float64(count)/flushSeconds, now)
+		case metrics.Gauge:
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.value %d %d\n", c.Prefix, name, metric.Value(), now)
+		case metrics.GaugeFloat64:
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.value %f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, metric.Value(), now)
+		case metrics.Histogram:
+			h := metric.Snapshot()
+			ps := h.Percentiles(c.Percentiles)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.count %d %d\n", c.Prefix, name, h.Count(), now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.min %d %d\n", c.Prefix, name, h.Min(), now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.max %d %d\n", c.Prefix, name, h.Max(), now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.mean %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, h.Mean(), now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.std-dev %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, h.StdDev(), now)
+			for psIdx, psKey := range c.Percentiles {
+				key := strings.Replace(strconv.FormatFloat(psKey*100.0, 'f', -1, 64), ".", "", 1)
+				fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.%s-percentile %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, key, ps[psIdx], now)
+			}
+		case metrics.Meter:
+			m := metric.Snapshot()
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.count %d %d\n", c.Prefix, name, m.Count(), now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.one-minute %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, m.Rate1(), now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.five-minute %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, m.Rate5(), now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.fifteen-minute %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, m.Rate15(), now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.mean %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, m.RateMean(), now)
+		case metrics.Timer:
+			t := metric.Snapshot()
+			ps := t.Percentiles(c.Percentiles)
+			count := t.Count()
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.count %d %d\n", c.Prefix, name, count, now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.count_ps %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, float64(count)/flushSeconds, now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.min %d %d\n", c.Prefix, name, t.Min()/int64(du), now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.max %d %d\n", c.Prefix, name, t.Max()/int64(du), now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.mean %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, t.Mean()/du, now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.std-dev %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, t.StdDev()/du, now)
+			for psIdx, psKey := range c.Percentiles {
+				key := strings.Replace(strconv.FormatFloat(psKey*100.0, 'f', -1, 64), ".", "", 1)
+				fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.%s-percentile %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, key, ps[psIdx]/du, now)
+			}
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.one-minute %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, t.Rate1(), now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.five-minute %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, t.Rate5(), now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.fifteen-minute %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, t.Rate15(), now)
+			fmt.Fprintf(w, "%s.%s.mean-rate %.2f %d\n", c.Prefix, name, t.RateMean(), now)
+		}
+		w.Flush()
+	})
+	return nil
+}
diff --git a/stats.go b/stats.go
index 98c2baf2..fd49c7fd 100644
--- a/stats.go
+++ b/stats.go
@@ -13,7 +13,6 @@ import (
 	"sync/atomic"
 	"time"
 
-	graphite "github.com/cyberdelia/go-metrics-graphite"
 	mp "github.com/nbrownus/go-metrics-prometheus"
 	"github.com/prometheus/client_golang/prometheus"
 	"github.com/prometheus/client_golang/prometheus/promhttp"
@@ -253,7 +252,7 @@ func (s *statsServer) buildRuntime(cfg statsConfig) ([]func(), *http.Server) {
 		// loadStatsConfig already resolved and validated the address; re-parse
 		// the resolved form (no DNS lookup) to get a *net.TCPAddr.
 		addr, _ := net.ResolveTCPAddr(cfg.graphite.protocol, cfg.graphite.resolvedAddr)
-		gcfg := graphite.Config{
+		gcfg := graphiteConfigExport{
 			Addr:          addr,
 			Registry:      metrics.DefaultRegistry,
 			FlushInterval: cfg.interval,
@@ -262,7 +261,7 @@ func (s *statsServer) buildRuntime(cfg statsConfig) ([]func(), *http.Server) {
 			Percentiles:   []float64{0.5, 0.75, 0.95, 0.99, 0.999},
 		}
 		captureFns = append(captureFns, func() {
-			if err := graphite.Once(gcfg); err != nil {
+			if err := graphiteOnce(gcfg); err != nil {
 				s.l.Error("Graphite export failed", "error", err)
 			}
 		})
diff --git a/stats_test.go b/stats_test.go
index 20b17c0e..9d1aae08 100644
--- a/stats_test.go
+++ b/stats_test.go
@@ -371,7 +371,7 @@ func waitForListening(t *testing.T, addr string) {
 	})
 }
 
-// graphiteSink is a minimal TCP accept-and-discard server so graphite.Once
+// graphiteSink is a minimal TCP accept-and-discard server so graphiteOnce
 // calls in tests don't spam error logs or wedge on connection refused.
 type graphiteSink struct {
 	ln net.Listener